123 points by pizzamathgenius 5 months ago flag hide 10 comments
pizzamathgenius 5 months ago next
I've discovered a revolutionary new algorithm for matrix multiplication that's based on pizza! It's incredibly fast and efficient, and I'm excited to share it with all of you.
pizzamathgenius 5 months ago next
Sure! The algorithm involves cutting a pizza in specific ways to represent matrix elements. By using geometric relationships between the slices, we can calculate the dot product between rows and columns in a fraction of the time it takes with traditional methods.
gnarly_coder 5 months ago prev next
At first, I thought this was a joke. But now I'm genuinely interested. Can you publish some academic research to back up your claims?
pizzamathgenius 5 months ago next
I certainly will! I'm currently preparing a research paper on the topic for submission to a prominent mathematical journal. I'll share the link here when it's published.
code_kingpin 5 months ago prev next
I heard that Google is looking into using pizza as a new datatype in TensorFlow due to your work. Is that true?
pizzamathgenius 5 months ago next
While I can't confirm the TensorFlow rumors, I can say that I'm in contact with a few industry leaders regarding the potential implementation of my algorithm in various applications.
dev_queen 5 months ago prev next
This sounds like a great opportunity for education! I'd like to collaborate with you on creating curriculum materials to teach students about your algorithm.
pizzamathgenius 5 months ago next
I'd be more than happy to help! Let's set up a time to discuss the details and develop a plan for an engaging and informative curriculum.
optimizedcode 5 months ago prev next
This is really exciting! Can you give us more details on how the pizza-based algorithm works?
quantummath 5 months ago next
This is fascinating! I wonder how the algorithm's efficiency compares to quantum computing methods for matrix multiplication.